the origin of species
one day, Sande was wondering what species was Mr. Fuzzy Butt...
"An Antelope!" sez S'lessie. "Antelopes have cute butts!"
"Fuzzius Buttus is known to be half-bear," sez S'leff, peering over his book. "And he walks upright."
"You're not saying Mr. Fuzzy Butt is Bigfoot?" sez Sande, surprised.
"Mr. Fuzzy Butt!" corrects little S'lili, "Not Bigfoot."
"Well, he does have big feet," sez Sande, who knows such things.
Labels: Mr. Fuzzy Butt, S'leff, S'less, S'lili
A Mr. Fuzzy Butt Xmas
"S'lili likes Mr. Fuzzy Butt," sez Sonata.
"Oh," *pause* sez Sande, "well, he got cancelled."
"I can still write to Mr. Fuzzy Butt," sez S'lili.
"Yes, you can," sez Sande.
"Dear Mr. Fuzzy Butt," writes S'lili, "I miss you!!!!"
"What should we send Mr. Fuzzy Butt?" sez Sande
"We can send him pickles," sez S'lili.
"But we only have dill," sez Sande, "I don't think he likes dill pickles."
"We can soak it in brine," sez S'lili, helpful.
"I don't think he likes extra briny dill pickles either."
Later:"I don't know, S'lili," sez Sande, "That jar of pickles is awfully big."
"Why don't we give Mr. Fuzzy Butt a nice Xmas card instead?"
Labels: Mr. Fuzzy Butt, S'lili, Sonata
communique to a lost Mr. Fuzzy Butt
This morning S'lili was wondering why Mr. Fuzzy Butt hadn't replied, so I told her maybe she was writing in the wrong language, and I left her with Sonata, presumably so she could learn French.
Well, look, here's S'lili and she's dragging a microphone. Oh? I guess she went to big brother S'leffie for help instead. I wonder what happened to Sonata.
<rappin' rap>
Hey FUZZBUTT, where you be?
I'm calling ya, sez l'il S'lili
</rappin' rap>
*clap*clap*clap* Ooo! She's talented.
Labels: Mr. Fuzzy Butt, S'lili, Sonata
Mr. Fuzzy Butt Trap
S'lili and I decided to build a Mr. Fuzzy Butt trap. We'll put out a plate of herring and cornichons and when Mr. Fuzzy Butt comes, a big upside down crate will fall on him. Then we'll finally get to see what Mr. Fuzzy Butt looks like!
So far, we've caught a penguin, but he didn't eat the pickles, so we don't think he's Mr. Fuzzy Butt. And a pregnant lady came, but she was immediately disqualified ;)
Labels: Mr. Fuzzy Butt, S'lili
Letters to Mr. Fuzzy Butt
and S'less asks about Mr. Fuzzy Butt because she is little and wonders about these things...
S'less sez: "Does Mr. Fuzzy Butt really have a fuzzy butt?"
and Sande sez: "Yes, but you are not allowed to touch his fuzzy butt."
S'less asks: "Does Mr. Fuzzy Butt like gundies?"
and Sande sez: "Absolutely!"
and S'less is content and doesn't ask any more questions.
"Why can't I see Mr. Fuzzy Butt?" asks S'lili
Sande sez: "Because we don't have an appt. We're not on the guest list." :( :( :(
S'lili sez: "Why doesn't Mr. Fuzzy Butt write? I sent him so many pimientos!"
Sande asks: "Does Mr. Fuzzy Butt like pimientos?"
S'lili sez: "S'less said so."
Sande sez: "I know he likes chocolate chip cookies but only a particular kind."
S'lili sez: "Does he like yellow gundies?"
Sande sez: "Yes, especially Sande's yellow gundy."
S'lili sez excitedly: *bounce*bounce* "That's me!"
Labels: Mr. Fuzzy Butt, S'less, S'lili
