The Gundy Saga Continues

Dear Customer Service,

I have been a faithful consumer of your bears for over 20 years. I was under the impression that they all sleep peacefully on the bed, but this latest bear WILL NOT SLEEP and sometimes will crawl away!

While I applaud you on its unique and quite adorable design, I fear you may have gone overboard because it hiccups, coughs, sneezes, vomits, and often produces a foul stench. It also chews on everything in sight, which has all the other bears shaking in fear.