A Mr. Fuzzy Butt Xmas
"S'lili likes Mr. Fuzzy Butt," sez Sonata."Oh," *pause* sez Sande, "well, he got cancelled."
"I can still write to Mr. Fuzzy Butt," sez S'lili.
"Yes, you can," sez Sande.
"Dear Mr. Fuzzy Butt," writes S'lili, "I miss you!!!!"
"What should we send Mr. Fuzzy Butt?" sez Sande
"We can send him pickles," sez S'lili.
"But we only have dill," sez Sande, "I don't think he likes dill pickles."
"We can soak it in brine," sez S'lili, helpful.
"I don't think he likes extra briny dill pickles either."
Later:
"I don't know, S'lili," sez Sande, "That jar of pickles is awfully big."
"Why don't we give Mr. Fuzzy Butt a nice Xmas card instead?"
Labels: Mr. Fuzzy Butt, S'lili, Sonata
posted by Sande Chen @ 9:42 PM
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