It's Snot All Over
"Don't get snot on me," warns Sonata.
"Alright," sez Sande. "I'll get snot on you."
"Then when you hug me,
there'll be SNOT ALL OVER," sez Sonata.
"Won't you clean it?" asks Sande
"No!" sez Sonata.
Labels: Sonata
Thanks, But What About the Fish?
"There's no more tuna fish," sez Sonata.
"TUNA FISH."
"Alright," grumbles Sande,
"Don't have a cow."
"I don't want a cow," sez Sonata.
"I want tuna fish!!!"
Labels: Sonata
Pile O' Gundies II
"Pile O' Gundies!" scolds Sande. "You didn't clean my room."
"We're not fairies," sez Sonata.
Labels: Sonata
No, Nosey!
"Do Not Eat My Nose," warns Sonata, adding a head butt.
"That nose," sez Sande, "is it made out of chocolate?"
"No," sez Sonata. "It's made out of nose."
Labels: Sonata
Endangered
"I'm so hungry I could eat a gundy!" declares Sande.
"You can't!" insists Sonata. "I'm protected."
"Are you endangered?" asks Sande
"I am!" sez Sonata. "Sande wants to eat me."
Labels: Sonata
Gundy Chow
"What's in Gundy Chow?" asks Sonata.
"Ohhhhhh," Sande laughs.
"Cured seal bits... oatmeal cookies!"
Labels: Sonata
Gundy-Cam! Or not?
"Gundy-Cam!" sez Sande excitedly.
"I don't think your Gundy-Cam will be very good," sez Sonata, who hasn't moved since morning.
Labels: Sonata
The Master!
"Stop!" sez Sonata, who doesn't like being squished.
and Sande sez, "Wot? You're not a Thigh Master [TM]?"
and Sonata sez, "No, I'm a ME Master!"
Labels: Sonata
Well you know
"Someone's sitting on me," sez Sonata accusingly.
"Who?" sez Sande.
"You Know Who!" sez Sonata indignantly.
"Voldemort?"
Labels: Sonata
The Goddess
"My Bear! My Bear! My Bear!
MY BEAR!!!" sez Sande joyously.
"How come you don't level up?"
"Stop complaining," sez Sonata.
later...
"How come you don't level up?"
"I am Level Sonata, GODDESS."
Labels: Sonata
Whose Pillow?
"MY Pillow!!!" sez Sonata, joyously jumping aboard.
"MY Pillow," corrects Sande. "Unless you want to be Pillow #4."
"I'll get off," sez Sonata.
Labels: Sonata
just babysitting
"The Gundyzilla used me as a pillow!" sez Sonata, after being rescued by Sande.
"Awww," sez Sande. "You wouldn't do that to a smaller gundy."
"Never!" sez Sonata righteously.
"Not even one named Philippe."
"I only sit on him," sez Sonata.
Labels: Gundzilla, Philippe, Sonata
The Goddess of ME
"I'm the Goddess of ME!" declares Sonata
"Of Maine?" sez Sande
"No," sez Sonata, "of everything that refers to itself as ME."
"I guess those inanimate objects weren't worshipping you enough."
"That's why I'm the Goddess of ME!" sez Sonata, Goddess of ME
Labels: Sonata
Meanie
"I don't like being here all alone," sez Sonata in a small voice.
"You're not alone," sez Sande. "I'm here... and so is the pillow."
"The pillow's being mean to me," sez Sonata.
"No, it isn't, Sonata. Just put your head on the pillow."
::silence::
"Is Too!!!!!" wails Sonata.
Labels: Sonata
Who's the fuzziest of them all?
"Miss Bear!" sez Sande. "You're fuzzy."
"Course I am," sez Sonata. "I'm the fuzzy S."
Labels: Sonata
Goddess-in-Training
"I'm a Goddess-in-Training!" sez S'lili excitedly. *bouncies*
"That's right," sez Sonata. "You have to do whatever I say."
"I'm a Goddess-in-Training!" sez S'lili, ignoring Sonata.
Labels: S'lili, Sonata
Sonata ponders if there's ever a Be Nice to Philippe Day
(she's still pondering)
Labels: Philippe, Sonata
late at night
"Awwww, you're so cute," sez Sande, admiring Sonata.
"I am!" sez Sonata. "Don't you want to give me fishies?"
Labels: Sonata
Worshipping the Goddess MMORPG
Sonata as a MMORPG Quest Giver:
Sonata: Since when do you bother the Goddess?
Sonata: Wash my nose!
Sonata: I'm still waiting for you to wash my nose.
Sonata: Now, go get the Towel from the Towel Attendant in the next room and bring it back to me.
Sonata: What, you want a reward? Since when? Worshipping the Goddess should be reward enough.
Labels: Sonata
The Goddess speaks
"Sonata rules!" sez Sonata.
"You do," sez Sande. "What do you rule?"
"Everything!"
Labels: Sonata
