3.19.2020

I love Miri

March 19, 2019

"I love Miri the most!" sez the cow.
"No I do!" sez Lovey, "even though she bites my ears."

"She bites my face," counters the cow.
"She bites my face," sez Lovey, "and my bottom too."

"I love Miri so much that I'm willing to give up my most prized possession," sez the cow, hugging her donut. "What do you have?"
Lovey pauses begrudgingly. "My dignity."

"Oh I see."
"At least it's better than a donut!"

(Miri: puts burp cloth in mouth)

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