the origin of species
one day, Sande was wondering what species was Mr. Fuzzy Butt...
"An Antelope!" sez S'lessie. "Antelopes have cute butts!"
"Fuzzius Buttus is known to be half-bear," sez S'leff, peering over his book. "And he walks upright."
"You're not saying Mr. Fuzzy Butt is Bigfoot?" sez Sande, surprised.
"Mr. Fuzzy Butt!" corrects little S'lili, "Not Bigfoot."
"Well, he does have big feet," sez Sande, who knows such things.
Labels: Mr. Fuzzy Butt, S'leff, S'less, S'lili
Letters to Mr. Fuzzy Butt
and S'less asks about Mr. Fuzzy Butt because she is little and wonders about these things...
S'less sez: "Does Mr. Fuzzy Butt really have a fuzzy butt?"
and Sande sez: "Yes, but you are not allowed to touch his fuzzy butt."
S'less asks: "Does Mr. Fuzzy Butt like gundies?"
and Sande sez: "Absolutely!"
and S'less is content and doesn't ask any more questions.
"Why can't I see Mr. Fuzzy Butt?" asks S'lili
Sande sez: "Because we don't have an appt. We're not on the guest list." :( :( :(
S'lili sez: "Why doesn't Mr. Fuzzy Butt write? I sent him so many pimientos!"
Sande asks: "Does Mr. Fuzzy Butt like pimientos?"
S'lili sez: "S'less said so."
Sande sez: "I know he likes chocolate chip cookies but only a particular kind."
S'lili sez: "Does he like yellow gundies?"
Sande sez: "Yes, especially Sande's yellow gundy."
S'lili sez excitedly: *bounce*bounce* "That's me!"
Labels: Mr. Fuzzy Butt, S'less, S'lili